Friday, October 25, 2002

 

Good evening, and welcome to "What's My Price?" the game show where contestants sell out for money!
I was actually offered money to make up with my old band mates the other night. Bizarre!
The owner of the club we used to play at every week said "I'll give you $______ (LARGE amount of money) plus a percentage of the door to make up with those guys and play a reunion gig here."

I said thanks, it was a very generous offer, but it's not about money. Sorry.

I wasn't even tempted, not the slightest bit, but it did make me wonder....what's my selling price? Would I ever sell out for money, and if so, how much? If she'd said $7 Million, I know I would have thought about it. I like to think that a billion dollars won't change my mind when I know I'm right, but, really, when do you say "Fuck it, let's pretend we like each other and take the money!!"?

Is that what Simon and Garfunkel did in Central Park? If you watch that video, you can see the wedge between them as if they are standing on two different stages. Hmmmm.

posted by Krizzer 4:37 PM

Thursday, October 24, 2002

 

Breaking News...
I've figured out the defining characteristic that divides old people from young people (no matter what their actual age.)
Young people wish that everyone around them would hurry up and MOVE FASTER.
Old people just wish everyone would slow down.

It doesn't really make any sense. Old people are the ones who should be in a hurry. They are the ones who are running out of time...

posted by Krizzer 12:15 PM

Tuesday, October 22, 2002

 

I am Watts! Which Brat Packer Are You?

Yay I'm Watts! Really! Take the quiz...

posted by Krizzer 11:28 AM

 

Hey Baby...
Yesterday I got the "thumbs up" and a smile from a cute boy in a truck as I stood on the curb.

Nice to know you approve, sir.

posted by Krizzer 9:18 AM

 

When's the last time you saw a stranger peeing?

For me, last night as I was getting into the car, there was a "gentleman of leisure" whizzing on a tree about 8 feet away.

posted by Krizzer 9:16 AM

Monday, October 21, 2002

 

Five Things That Always Make a Movie Worse

1. Bad Accents
2. Andie MacDowell
3. Puke scenes (I swear somebody pukes in 99% of all movies)
4. Talking dogs, (i.e. real dogs with animated mouths)
5. Potty humor.

posted by Krizzer 12:32 PM

 

Yes, I am the most beautiful women in a hundred years....


Which Princess Bride Character are You?
this quiz was made by mysti
I knew it!

posted by Krizzer 10:48 AM

 

I thought of another thing that always makes a movie better:
Throwing toast.

posted by Krizzer 10:26 AM