Thursday, January 23, 2003

 

Krizzer, the Other White Meat

Recommended by Cubicle Dweller via Stennieville, here are the top ten advertising slogans (as generated by The Advertising Slogan Generator)for the fabulous new and improved product, Krizzer:

10. Would you give someone your last Krizzer? (I should hope not!)

9. If you want to get ahead, get a Krizzer. (and then get ahead of her)

8. Krizzer prevents that sinking feeling (and can also be used as a flotation device)

7. Krizzer comes to those who wait (or, at least to those who give away money)

6. Things go better with Krizzer (and Krizzer goes better with things...)

5. Get in my Krizzer (yah baby!)

4. Put a Krizzer in your tank. (Grr!)

3. See the face you love light up with Krizzer (I just have that effect on people, it's a gift, really...)

2. Naughty, but Krizzer (Just the way I like it...)

And the top advertising slogan for Krizzer....

1. When it absolutely, positively has to be Krizzer overnight. (And believe me, it does.)

posted by Krizzer 10:41 AM

Wednesday, January 22, 2003

 

Gullible Much?

U.S. Promises to Hold Iraqi Oilfields 'In Trust'

Yah, mm hmm, SURE. What the heck would Bush want with a couple of stinkin' oilfields? It's not like he has any connection to "Big Oil" after all...

Let's go to WAR! Who's with me?

posted by Krizzer 5:03 PM

 

Amazing Grapes

You know, I can eat, like, a thousand grapes a minute. Seriously. I'll just think to myself "Hmm, maybe I'll have a couple grapes..." and suddenly I'm standing over the bowl, popping grapes in my mouth with both hands as fast as I can rip them off the bunch. Like a starving woman. Really, I don't even stop to breathe. Something just takes me over when I eat grapes.

Anyhoo...

On a completely UNrelated topic... I wonder why I woke up last night in the middle of the night with a terrible stomach ache. Puzzling...

posted by Krizzer 2:21 PM

Monday, January 20, 2003

 

Martin Luther King Jr. Day (Observed)

Why do I get the feeling that everyone else gets to observe the day but me? Am I the only one at work?

After all, I have the same initials, I should get the day off, shouldn't I?

posted by Krizzer 12:30 PM