Friday, January 31, 2003

 

Gold Toes

See, all I really needed was some polish on my toenails to cheer me up! I broke down and bought more toilet paper and nail polish last night (though I refused to go back to the same store and buy the exact same thing as the day before, so I went to Freddies)

And they had a sale on gold, kinda sparkly, fancy, flash-dry nail polish for $0.99! So I went home and put it on my toenails.

And it totally made me happy -isn't that dumb! But once my feet were all dolled up I was bouncing around the kitchen re-heating lasagne and singing "gold toenails, gold toenails..." like a goof!

I also got a much better deal on the good toilet paper, and ended up getting twice as much for almost the same price.

I'm still mad at that car place, and the bitch who stole my stuff!

But my feet are pretty.

posted by Krizzer 12:40 PM

Thursday, January 30, 2003

 

Top Ten List of Songs I Need Never Hear Again

As Lint said, this is not necessarily songs I don't like, or never liked from the start, although a few may fall into that category also.

(In no particular order)

1. There is Nothing Like a Dame (South Pathetic?)
2. Rock the Casbah (The Clash)
3. I Will Always Love You (Whitney Houston)
4. Unforgettable (Natalie and Nat King Cole)
5. Tainted Love (Soft Cell - Lint, you read my mind)
6. Smooth (Santana)
7. Come Together (The Beatles)
8. Blue Christmas (Anybody)
9. Stand by Me (Ben E. King)
10. Bad Boys (Theme from Cops)

Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of others! But this is a good start...

posted by Krizzer 3:59 PM

 

Weather Poxie

I resent that WeatherPixie is making it look like it's raining here all the time.

It is NOT raining right now.

posted by Krizzer 9:52 AM

 

Runaway Toilet Paper

It cost $450 to get my frickin' car fixed! I hate cars! And I'm spoiled cause I'm used to getting a great deal on car parts and then having Andy install them for free, all I have to pay is: cook a couple of dinners for him, and maybe clean his kitchen and throw some laundry in. It's win-win. But he's working 12 hours a day right now, there's no way I'd ask him to work on my car.

So anyway, I was in a really bad mood yesterday. And I bought myself 2 bottles of nail polish to cheer myself up, and some toilet paper, which I simply needed. And then when I went to pick my car up, I accidentally left the toilet paper/nail polish there.

Then I proceeded to have a really rotten evening, which was aggrevated by the fact that I'm PMSing. And helped out a bit by the chocolate ice cream I gave into.

So this morning, I called the flingin' flangin' car place (which I dread returning to, because now I hate them) and asked if I left my bag there.

They said "What was in it? Oh you're not going to believe this! Some lady was here and she had a whole bunch of bags cause she'd been shopping all over the place. And she set them down to pay. And then when she picked them all up again she said "Hey, where did this toilet paper come from?" And she figured she must have accidentally picked up someone else's bag when she was at Barnes and Nobel, so she took it with her to return it."

Oh GREAT! So I called Barnes and Nobel and of course they haven't seen it. So I'll NEVER get my stuff back. AND I'd bought the really good toilet paper. Now I wish I'd bought MD. But it's not the TP that's pissing me off, it's the nail polish! And just the fact that I may as well have thrown $7 into the street.

I hope it all finds a good home, anyway.

posted by Krizzer 9:43 AM

Tuesday, January 28, 2003

 

Saboteur!

Last night my brakes went out!! Someone's out to get me! (Hmmm....who could it be...?)

Ok, they didn't just "go out" all of a sudden, like in the murder mysteries. (I always wondered, how come in the murder mysteries, they never realize the brake lines are cut BEFORE they start careening down a steep cliffside hill? Like, why don't they ever notice when they're backing out of the driveway?) They went out in a progressive way, like at first when I started the car after work I thought "Hmmm, seems like I have to press down farther than usual to brake." which of course meant that I was braking constantly on my way to the fabric store and in the parking lot, testing them, and so by the time I was almost home I had to stop and get brake fluid.

CRAP! Now I have to take my car in! And that's going to be expensive. And I have a big trip coming up, I was planning on using my riches in Vegas!

Hi Dad...how's it going?

posted by Krizzer 8:57 AM