Friday, March 21, 2003

 

Home Sweet Hom-icide

I opened up the Bellingham Herald yesterday after work. I intended to read through the articles on the violence in the gulf, and then find me a crossword puzzle. But I paused, since there on the cover of section B - Local News was a face I recognized. Hey, I know that guy - he lives downstairs from me. What's he in the paper for? So I unfolded the section so I could read the caption, and HEY my neighbor murdered a man in Lynden!

This explains why the cops were going thru his van when I came home for lunch yesterday. I just thought he'd been vandalized or had something stolen, but no. They were looking for evidence. (They found the murder weapon there.)

Nice. I live in the BEST neighborhood! Not only are there people sleeping in their cars and hanging out drinking 40's at 9 am outside Labor Ready, right behind the building, not only am I RIGHT next door to the porn shop. Not only am I half a block away from the Lighthouse Mission, the homeless shelter where the DC snipers lived last year. But I also live upstairs from a murderer.

And now I think back to the conversations I had with the guy not too long ago. I was waiting for my boyfriend to pick me up, so I was standing on the steps downstairs, and that guy was sitting there smoking a cigarrette. So I asked if he had one I could bum. He didn't have any on him, but insisted on running inside to get me one. Wow, thanks, I said. He said "Oh, I don't smoke, someone just left this pack at my place and I hate to throw anything away...." Yah, right, I thought. But whatever. Then a couple of weeks later I saw him smoking outside again, so I jokingly said " I thought you didn't smoke!" He started following after me, protesting "When did I tell you I didn't smoke? Well, I probably didn't then, but I started up again...blah blah blah." I said "Hey, I'm just teasing, I don't care if you smoke. I smoke!"

That's about it, but now that I know he's a MURDERER, I feel kinda dumb for provoking the guy! my neighbor, Michelle, has also had several conversations with the guy, him telling her he'd been on a bad drug binge in Vancouver for the last week, and now he was on methodone, and another friend lived right next door, and said that he spooked her out because it seemed like he came out of his apartment everytime she came out of hers!

Maybe I should move! But I really love my pad! I have a great great view and it's so nice and sunny and bright in there!

posted by Krizzer 12:28 PM

 

Things I Learned on the Toilet

The answer to yesterday's question is "pet rock." Freaky, can you imagine what their kids look like? How was this lady not locked up?

Today's question:

Where did the band "Jefferson Airplane" get their name?

posted by Krizzer 11:59 AM

Thursday, March 20, 2003

 

An End to the Fun

I hate to do this, because your answers are all so entertaining, I especially like the "warning fart" idea, but the CORRECT answer from yesterday is: "A handstand." I can't believe no one got it!

Today's

Things I Learned on the Toilet

"In 1976, a Los Angeles secretary formally married her 50-pound ________"

posted by Krizzer 11:21 AM

Wednesday, March 19, 2003

 

Things I Learned on the Toilet

Well, it's not much fun when Stennie guesses it on the first try (just teasin' Sten...) but yep, the answer from yesterday is Tijuana.

I learned this next question while on the toilet at home (that's practically a guest star):

What does a spotted skunk do before spraying an enemy?

posted by Krizzer 9:24 AM

Tuesday, March 18, 2003

 

Things I Learned on the Toilet

Lint got yesterday's questions, the answer is 6 feet long!!!

Today's question:

What foreign city do Americans visit more than any other?

posted by Krizzer 12:29 PM

Monday, March 17, 2003

 

Woo HOO

I won $400 at the local casino this weekend! A friend from work dragged me out Saturday night (and I do mean dragged, I went on a bike ride from Fairhaven Park out Chuckanut all the way to Clayton Beach and back on Saturday - roughly 12 miles, and I was nothing but a blob on the couch when Debbie called) and BOY am I glad she did! She won $250, and her other friend came home with an extra $450! What a night!

So to celebrate, I'm going out for sushi tonight! Yay!

posted by Krizzer 2:52 PM

 

Bizy Bizy Backson

The Answer is, yes of course Stennie got it, George Raft.

Can't talk now - working - so here's a quicky:

Things I Learned on the Toilet

How long is a blue whale's penis?

posted by Krizzer 11:38 AM