Thursday, March 27, 2003

 

Things I Learned on the Toilet

Smokey the Bear is the only celebrity in the US with his own Zip Code. How cool is that!? Not even Santa Claus can say that!

Today's question:

Define the word: Moirologist

posted by Krizzer 10:54 AM

Wednesday, March 26, 2003

 

A Stolen Moment on the Toilet

Ok, quick: The answer to yesterday's Toidy is "drive." It's so true!

Today: Who is the only celebrity in America with his own Zip Code? (20252)

posted by Krizzer 2:25 PM

Tuesday, March 25, 2003

 

Things I Learned on the Toidy

Yep, Lint guessed it right away. The best-selling breakfast cereal in America is Kellogg's Corn Flakes. This is followed by Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, General Mill's Cheerios, Kellogg's Raisin Bran, and then Kellogg's Rice Krispies. So, apparently, Kellogg's is doing ok in the cereal market.

Today's question:

98% of Americans think they ________ better than anyone else.

posted by Krizzer 9:47 AM

Monday, March 24, 2003

 

That's All the Time We Have - Cue Orchestra

Ok, so the Acadamy doesn't have time to let people thank their spouses and co-workers. Because this show is too long and blah blah blah. And I refer specifically to one group of about 5 team-members who won the award, I think, for Art Direction or something, and by the time the 5th team member got his turn to say his thank yous, the microphone was disappearing into the floor and the orchestra was blaring. HOW TACKY! Granted, if you're nominated as a team, maybe you should get together on your speech because you know you're going to be limited on time, HOWEVER, the academy should give teams who win a little longer to speak than individuals!! I mean GEEZ! That's what this night is ALL ABOUT! We're only talking about an extra five minutes over the course of the evening. But they DO have time to a) show their logo for 15 seconds every time they cut to a commercial. They DO have time to b) REPLAY Adrien Brody and Nicole Kidman hearing their name called, and the surprised/overjoyed reactions on their faces. THEY DO have time to c) do a roll call of 60 past academy award winners (actors, only, I should mention, how elitist). Just in case I a) forgot what show I was watching b) forgot who won the award I just watched, or c) forgot who won last year and for years previously. But poor old Jimmy and Larry didn't get a chance to say to their wives "Thank you, I love you," because there JUST ISN'T TIME!

How long is the SuperBowl? Do they ever consider trimming the half time show to make the afternoon shorter?

posted by Krizzer 2:22 PM

 

I'd Like to Thank the Academy

If you had to give your Oscar acceptance speech today, who would you thank?

posted by Krizzer 9:37 AM

 

The Oscar Goes To

Mike, for guessing Friday's Toilet question. Jefferson Airplane is slang for "roach clip." My parents would kill me if I named my band after a roach clip. I guess their parents are more easy going...

Today's

Things I Learned on the Toilet

What is America's best-selling breakfast cereal?

posted by Krizzer 9:35 AM