Thursday, April 03, 2003

 

Things I Learned On the Toilet

The answer from yesterday is "Lincoln Continental."

Today's question:

What does the word "Kennedy" actually mean in Ireland?

posted by Krizzer 2:20 PM

 

MY WORK SUCKS!!!!

posted by Krizzer 11:59 AM

 

Cheap, But Not Easy

So now I'm listed, as you may have noticed by the icon on the left, on Blogshares. And for a whopping price of $0.00 you can buy my imaginary stock. Get in now while the getting's good!

posted by Krizzer 10:06 AM

Wednesday, April 02, 2003

 

Things I Learned on the Toilet

Well, as I'm sure you've already read, the answer to yesteday's "Toilet" is salt. (Not yak butter -THANK GOODNESS!)

Today's question WOULD have had to do with the amount of ashes left over if the earth caught on fire and burned up, (a QUESTION I thought up while on the toilet, so it kinda of fits the game) but some dads aren't as smart as they like to appear, so I don't know the answer.

So today's question is:

The TV Batmobile was a modified ____________ (make) _____________ (model)

posted by Krizzer 11:32 AM

 

Not So Smart

Yesterday I asked my Dad, the "college" teacher, the "scientist", the "smart" guy a very simple scientific question. I just wanted to know, if the earth caught on fire and burned up, how much ash would be left over.

AND HE COULDN'T TELL ME!

Man, and I thought he was smart!

posted by Krizzer 10:24 AM

Tuesday, April 01, 2003

 

Guilty Pleasure

I had a hot fudge sundae for lunch.

posted by Krizzer 4:43 PM

 

SHOUT!

Ok, the Shout Outs are there. The link just doesn't show the number of Shouts shouted out. So Shout Out your heart out!

posted by Krizzer 12:00 PM

 

Things I Learned on the Toilet

And I'm sure you're all DYING (tee-hee) to know what a moirologist is. It's a person who is paid to attend/mourn at someone's funeral. Creepy. And cool, are they hiring? How much does it pay? I can dress up and look sad...

Today's question:

What do people in Western China, Tibet, and Mongolia put in their tea?

We'll see if my Shout Outs start to work, otherwise, save your guess or find other creative ways of getting your answers to me!

posted by Krizzer 11:54 AM

 

Evil Axis on the Prowl

Apparently, not satisfied with devouring Bet's archives, the Blogger Beast has now eaten all of my "Shout Out's" and all but one week of my archives. (Week 10/6/02 - 10/12/02. What's so special about that week? It's just the first day of my blog, I blogged about staring at the blind guy.)

So, I'm sure you've all come up with a lot of brilliant and witty one-liners to post here at the Krizomatic 5000, but I may never get to read them. Unlike Bet, I am the opposite of pro-active (anti-active? con-active?), so I may never get them back! Lame!

posted by Krizzer 11:22 AM