Friday, May 16, 2003

 

Mad, I Tell You!!

I can't get into my blog and it's driving me MAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD!

posted by Krizzer 12:28 PM

Wednesday, May 14, 2003

 

Lets Look at More Puppies

posted by Krizzer 5:17 PM

 

Things I Learned on the Toilet

Texas is the most expensive place in the US to get a divorce. Idaho is the cheapest. Hmmm.

Today's question is for the film (or geography) buffs out there:

More films are made in ___________ each year than any other country.

posted by Krizzer 5:15 PM

 

Ok, I'm SO GROSSED OUT

by
my
last
post
that
I
can't
even
stand
to
open
my
own
blog
for
fear
of
grossing
OUT
over
that
yucky
photo
so
I
want
to
bump
it
down
the
page
so
I
don't
have
to
see
it
when
my
blog
loads!

So, to clean out our brains a little...to give us a happy picture to hold in our minds, I give you....



Look at how fat and cute they are!!!

I
hope
this
makes
up
for
my
last
post.

Next
time
I
gross
out
over
a
picture
in
the
paper
I'll
be
sure
just
to
post
a
link
to
the
article
and
not
the
photo
itself!!!


EEEEWWWWW!!!!

posted by Krizzer 5:02 PM

 

What's Grosser Than Gross?

THIS IS:



I caught this in this morning in the local paper. Apparently dying your hair blue and tongue piercing and tattoos just aren't freaky enough to be cool. Now getting your tongue "forked" or "split" is the new way to piss off your parents and wreck your chances of getting a job anywhere but an indy record store or tattoo parlor.

The two halves can move independently.

This is the grossest thing I think I've ever heard of people doing to themselves VOLUNTARILY. I thought I was hip, but NO FUCKING WAY!!!

Oh why why why would you ever do this!!?

posted by Krizzer 12:24 PM

Monday, May 12, 2003

 

Things I Learned on the Toilet

Well, I guess nobody's really that jazzed to find out that Sigmund Freud had a mortal fear of ferns. I told Andy that and he suggested that Freud just said that in an interview as a joke. (I'm sure we're all aware that Freud was widely known as a great practical joker.) I mean, really, who's afraid of ferns?

Today's question:

Which State in the US is the cheapest in which to get a divorce? Which is the most expensive?

posted by Krizzer 4:23 PM

 

OH WHAT IS THE POINT?
of blogging, if I can't log onto my page?

posted by Krizzer 4:12 PM