Friday, October 17, 2003

 

Holes

So, how come with all the political-correcting of our language (ie chairperson instead of chairman and mail carrier instead of mailman) how come the feminists have overlooked the word "manhole?" Why isn't it a "person-hole?" (which, being a long word, we could abbreviate to "P-Hole" which really is perfectly descriptive...)

You know, I think it's that the feminists don't WANT the word manhole. Yuck! Let the men keep that word, we want nothing to do with it. There's quite a few words like that, words that have been conveniently overlooked in the equalization of our language. Words like:

manhandle
manslaughter
manhunt
man-eater
and of course....manure.

Hmmm. Why does this not seem equal?

posted by Krizzer 10:45 AM

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

 

Questions
1) What is it about used bookstores that makes me desperately need to use the bathroom? It's practically instant.
2) What is the chocolate powder they put in the iced mochas at the coffee shop on Melrose that Flipsy told me to go to? It's yummy!
3) What IS the difference between a certified and a registered letter?

posted by Krizzer 11:24 AM

Monday, October 13, 2003

 

Monday Manners

From the chaper At Table:

Don't apply to your neighbor to pass articles when the servant is at hand.

Now remember that all of you. I, personally, never have this problem.

posted by Krizzer 11:20 AM