Friday, June 03, 2005

Very Serious Business

 

Announcement:

Sunday is MY BIRTHDAY!!! Yes, Ls and Gs, I am aging. I will be 32 years old! Can you believe it?

In case you don't know, I LOVE MY BIRTHDAY!!! Already today at work the gals threw me a bash and I'm already loading up on the gifts and cake. Yay birthday!!

posted by Krizzer 5:08 PM

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

It?

 

I guess I've been tagged. By Flip-C-Cab. I just found out. Note to world: if you want to tag me, that's great! If you want me to notice I've been tagged, wouldn't hurt to drop me an email!!

SOOOOooo...

If I could be a scientist...all these science classes I'm taking won't go to waste.
If I could be a farmer...I'd live in a big ol' farmhouse with a big ol' farm house porch and have a big ol' yellow dog who slept in the sun and acted like he owned the place.
If I could be a musician...I'd quit the band and ruin everybody's careers.
If I could be a doctor...I'd be a surgeon - they get to wear pajamas to work!
If I could be a painter...I'd do it to pay the bills, but I'd dream of working in an office someday.
If I could be a gardener...I'd be Ava - she was purty.
If I could be a missionary...I'd do it doggie-style.
If I could be a chef...I'd have someone else to do the dishes.
If I could be an architect...I used to want to be an architect, but then I couldn't reconciled myself to the fact that I'd be making a living off of cutting down trees and paving over green land. So now I work at a construction company. MUCH better.
If could be a linguist...I'd play with my tongue all day.
If I could be a psychologist...I'd tell everyone to buck up and get over it! Oh yah, and get off your butt. Cure-all for depression. Start exercising and stop feeling sorry for yourself.
If I could be a librarian...I'd go to Librarian conventions with Jellybean and we'd get really drunk and obnoxious and all the other librarians would resent us but secretly wish they could be our friends cause we are so f**cking cool!
If I could be an athlete...I'd probably have athelete's foot.
If I could be a lawyer...I'd shoot myself.
If I could be an innkeeper...I'd haunt the place.
If I could be a professor...I'd be my parent's dream come true.
If I could be a writer...I'd have to write very short things, I don't have a long attention span for writing. Maybe fortune cookies...
If I could be a llama-rider...I'd ride side-saddle.

posted by Krizzer 2:27 PM