Monday, August 15, 2005

Tagged!

 

The Seven Deadly Sins

Anger

1. Who did you last get angry with? That's hard. I get somewhat irritated all the time, usually with complete strangers (ie anyone in line in front of me or on the road ahead of me). The last time I was really mad though? I'm having a hard time with this. I was pretty pissed off when the Sonics let our coach sign with the rival team...pathetic, I know, but actually I tend to get along pretty well the my friends and loved ones lately!
2. What is your weapon of choice? Sarcasm. Or tears. Depending.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I'm more of a shover than a hitter.
4. How about of the same sex? See #3.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Well, jeez. It was probably Andy. It's been quite a while though. It was probably the same time I was last really angry too, since I tend to go on the offensive when I get defensive. Also, cause I'm usually right when we have a fight....:)
6. What is your pet peeve? Little noises. Like the sound of someone chewing or the clicking of someone cutting their fingernails.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I do hold grudges. Who doesn't? It's called "getting wise."

Sloth

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? Take my vitamins! I've been TERRIBLE about it!
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Oh, I can sleep in with the best of them. Two o'clock or 2:30 is no major shock to me.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? I need to email JBean. Sorry honey, I haven't forgotten you!
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I don't know about that last lame excuse I made, but the BEST lame excuse I ever made was with JBean, and it was an explanation for why we couldn't hang out with our weird friend Kevin who was tailing us around town in his Honda CRX. We had to think of something he wouldn't try to invite himself along to. And we came up with "We're going to read the bible." Man, somehow we kept a straight face for that. Which is funny, cause I can't even TYPE it now withough laughing. Actually, if I remember correctly, we did go home and crack the good book just to ease our consciences a bit.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones?) Nope.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Last night Andy and I played tennis for an hour and a half.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I think about three times. Pretty standard. Plus that one time I woke up this morning because Andy thought a zombie-boy was strangling him.

Gluttony

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? A 16oz double iced mocha, no whip.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Dark meat!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Probably along the lines of 10-12 shots, tequilla mostly?
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Sure, I'm over thirty now, after all. Things change!
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Salty foods. But if you don't have any of those then I'll take sweet or spicy!
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "LUNCH"? Uhh...no. Ew.

Lust

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? In a lustful way, between 5 and ten I suppose.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? In a lustful way, about the same, 5-10.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yes! And it's sexual harrassment cause it's my assistant! I can't help it - she's pregnant and her boobs have about tripled in size. It's impressive.
4. Have you "done it?" Oh yah, baby.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? That place where the hips meet the abdomin.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? I don't think so.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Nope.

Greed

1. How many credit cards do you own? Two. And I actually pay them off every month.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Abercrombie and Fitch. I love their jeans but they cost too much!
3. If you had 1 million dollars, what would you do with it? Pay for school, pay off my student loans, take a hell of a good vacation, buy a piece of land and a house here in the Belly. A million dollars isn't as much as you think. If there were leftovers, I'd invest them.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? MUCH rather be rich. Yes please.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Hell yes! I've already got a boring job! That's like asking, if your boss gave you an enormous raise, would you take it?
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yep. I have a speckled youth. Among other things, I was on a sign-stealing kick there for a little while. Flipsycab and I worked together on a caper to steal a "Please don't feed the animals" sign from the Ballard Lochs. And of course I currently steal internet time and office supplies at work...

Pride

1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of? Competing in those two triathlons last year has got to be near the top of the list.
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Oh, well jeez. My parents are both college teachers, so graduating from college is probably their favorite.
3. What's one thing you would like to accomplish in your life? Why does my mind go blank at this? I guess cause I feel like I'm heading in the right direction to achieve my goals, but if I don't get there, that's ok too. I guess I'd like to get married someday. And own a home. And a DOG!
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Not really. Sometimes. It depends on what I'm playing and who against. Actually, sometimes I feel guilty if I come in first.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill knowing you were of much higher skill than the other competitors? Absolutely!
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Oh probably on some test somewhere along the way. Nothing recent. Or premeditated. Oh, except those steroids...
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Jeez, man this pride one is hard! Ok, let's see. I blogged. There!

Envy

1. What item (or person) of your friend's would you most want to have for your own? I'd like Andy's parents' leather couches.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Uh, the designer guy from Queer Eye. He'd probably HATE what I'd do to his place, but I'd love what he'd do to mine!
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Who is John Cusak dating these days?
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yep.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Oh what a stupid question. Of course!
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? The ability to speak French fluently...
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? I didn't? No.

And finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Gluttony!

posted by Krizzer 2:15 PM